Do you know why there is no such thing? It's because wine opens your mind and lets you think about some crazy stuff. Like, why is it that all horses in all Disney movies are pretentious assholes? It's because Walt Disney got bucked off a horse when he was younger and it started laughing at him. Simple as that. You learn something new every day, I swear.
Even though I have had quite a bit of wine tonight, and it is actually really incredibly hard to spell, the one thing I am thinking about is how much I love my friends. I am so happy to have them. They will put up with my crazy shit and my cynical outlook on life and still tell me that I am awesome and that they enjoy being friends with me. Honestly, what more could you ask for? I never feel embarrassed to be myself around them, and I have never been so happy to have a vocalized stream of consciousness be received so wonderfully. I am the luckiest person ever.
Oh, and also, Veronica Mars is the best show on earth. The End.